This is a current picture of the monstosity of an icicle that is growing at our apartment. This thing is officially taller than our second story now and I clearly don't have the balls any more to try to knock it down for fear of knocking out myself or a nearby window. At this point, I'm begging for some plus-32 degree weather so it will melt away. That and I'll get the added benefit of having my windshield wiper fluid thaw out for the first time in two weeks.
And we left Long Beach why?